But you could! The guest room is open for business.
(Before photo here)No HBO or indoor pool. But we do have lovely old-timey air conditioning:
Nothin on the walls quiet yet, due to the fact that the walls are solid brick and hanging photos requires more than a girly hammer and dinky picture holders. The quilts, are therefore draped on the IKEA. (Because all Victorian houses need some IKEA)
The attention-hungry cat is an optional amenity.